April Fools

We are very happy to announce the newest flavor of Keto Chow and are excited to note that we have immediate availability so you can order it today for quick delivery! It’s been in development for some time and we’re going to be able to check ALL the boxes:

• It’s completely Vegan – as in zero dead, rotting, baby animal corpses. It’s even better than typical vegan food in that no tractors were used to squish any animals at all during the production!
• It’s Paleo.
• It’s Keto – well, it has 0.00g of total carbs so there you go!
• It’s Organic (ish) – depends on if your definition of “organic” is the traditional meaning that we’ve used for hundreds of years (containing carbon), in which case it’s most decidedly “inorganic”; or if you subscribe to the completely made up meaning of “organic” that suddenly popped up within the last few years and thumbed its nose at science and the dictionary in order to be a cool marketing term, in which case it’s absolutely pesticide free, fertilizer free, and all that jazz.
• No Genetically Modified Organisms (GMO free).
• Completely Fat Free.
• Completely Sugar Free.
• “All Natural“.
• Gluten Free.
• Contains no artificial sweeteners, no natural sweeteners, no sweeteners of ANY KIND.
• Contains no flavoring, “natural” or artificial.
• Contains no coloring, “natural” or artificial.
• Contains no calories.
• It is high in sodium, potassium, and magnesium though.

As we said, you can order it today for quick delivery!